A Hindu gets on a plane and sits next to a European.

As the plane takes off, he unrolls a wrapper containing Hindu vegetarian food which smells so much that the Europeans nose twitches.

He turns to the man and says, Food India with a grin.

He then takes out a container containing the foulest smelling liquid and again the man at the side has a twitching nose.

He grins sheepishly at the man and says, Sorry. Drink India

He then proceeds with his meal.

As soon as he has finished he farts. It is a loud, long fart.

He grins sheeepishly and says, Air India