Airline humor

I always get to the airport early, so Ill remember what I forgot in time to go back home and get it.

It was bound to happen. Airline fares have become so complicated, its now cheaper to fly to some destinations than to stay home.

The airline I use has made a major improvement in its in-flight food. On many flights theyre stopped serving it.

I dont think they should perform random drug testing on all airline employees – just test the ones who keep changing the fares.

Unlike cars, airline seats dont have airbags. But you often end up sitting next to one.

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