A pilot and his four passengers were on an airplane that was about to crash. The four passengers were Michael Jordan, Bill Clinton, a hippie, and old man. Unfortunately, there were only four parachutes on the plane.

The pilot yelled, Im the pilot! and jumped off with one of the parachutes.

Michael Jordan said, Im the worlds greatest athlete! and jumped off with another parachute.

Bill Clinton said, I am the worlds smartest man! and jumped out of the plane. This left the hippie and the old man alone in the rapidly-descending airplane.

Im old, said the old man, so you can have the last parachute.

Nah, thats okay, man, the hippie said. The worlds smartest man just jumped out with my backpack.

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