Old and New Jokes

Al Gores New Program….



Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home. Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box with 5 empty beer cans and about $1500.00 in cash.



Out of curiosity, Joe asked AL, I see youre a beer drinker, I am too! you see, we DO have something in common



With a condescending voice, Al quipped, yes, of course we do Joe



Joe then asked Al, why the 5 empty cans and all that cash



Al gladly told Joe about his new program. Joe, since last month, I have decided to turn a new leaf and become a more accountable person, while at the same time rewarding myself for my efforts. Whenever I tell a lie, I drink a beer and put the can in this box



Thats really impressive, Joe replied, only 5 beer cans in a whole month, but tell me, where did all that cash come from?



Without missing a beat, Al responded, Whenever the box gets full of beer cans, I take it down to the recycling center, you know how concerned I am about environmental issues