Two twins, Donny and Johnny, are asked by their parents what they each would like for their 10th birthday.
Id like a new bike says Donny. Then I could ride around and see everything that happens in the neighborhood.
And Id like a radio for my room says Johnny. Then I would hear all the news that goes on in town.
So their parents buy them the gifts. Later on that day, Donny is out on his bike when he comes upon a serious car crash. There are bodies and emergency vehicles all over.
I gotta go tell Mom says Donny, so he races back to the house and shouts Mom! Theres been a terrible accident!
Yeah, yeah says his brother, We heard all about it on my new radio.
Donny is disappointed he could not be first with the news, so he leaves on his bike. A little while later, he comes upon a burning orphanage.
Wow! I gotta go tell Mom.
So he races home again and yells for his Mom, but again Johnny interupts and says We heard it all on my new radio.
Once again Donny leaves disappointed. He rides and rides until he is out in the country. He sees a big, fat pig all alone in a field, and decides since he appears to be alone, to fuck the pig. He has his first orgasm and is so excited he thinks I gotta go tell Mom!
He races home and yells Mom, Mom! I lost my virginity!
His brother says with a sneer, In a pigs ass you did!
And Donny says That FUCKIN radio!!!