After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and
his wife didnt want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put
it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, I may not be the smartest man, but
I dont see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
going to help me.

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion.

The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure
for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This
doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light
it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldnt be wrong, the man went
home, lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
his ear and began to count, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, …, at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on
his other hand.