All about Noahs ark

1. Plan ahead. It wasnt raining when Noah built the ark.

2. Stay fit. When youre 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

3. Dont listen to critics – do what has to be done.

4. Build on high ground.

5. For safetys sake, travel in pairs.

6. Two heads are better than one.

7. Speed isnt always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.

8. If you cant fight or flee – float!

9. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

10. Dont forget that were all in the same boat.

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