DETROIT, MI – One of the most bizarre airplane hijack attempts recently occurred on a flight from New York to Detroit. The incident did not make national news, but we have uncovered it in a local paper. A man jumped out of his seat, brandished a gun and declared, This is a hijack, take me to Detroit.

When the stewardess informed him that the plane was already heading to Detroit, the man sat down without another word.

He was arrested immediately after the plane landed.