20
Jun

American Jokes

Here are some jokes from foreign countries that often bear the brunt of many
American jokes. (Dont flame me. Im an American.)

Q: Why does it take 3 Americans to change a lightbulb?

A: One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough lightbulbs until one
is found that isnt defective.

Q: How can you tell its midnight at an American airport?

A: When you see the 8:00 PM flights taking off.

Q: Why do American 18-year-olds take sex education courses?

A: So they can learn what theyve been doing wrong for the past five years.

Q: What do Americans call a TV set that goes five years without need of repair?

A: An import.

Q: How can an American be certain that the car hes just bought is actually
new?

A: When its recalled by the factory.

[Note – reportedly from MAD Magazine – ed.]

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