08
May

An Aussie man..

…is walking late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
Twenty bucks she says.
Hes never been with a hooker before, so he decides what the hell.
Theyre going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them. Its a police officer.
Whats going on here, people? asks the officer.
Im making love to my wife he answers indignantly.
Oh, Im sorry, I didnt know says the cop.
Well, neither did I until you shined that light in her face.

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