An Indian goes into a convience store and says Me needum to buy toilet
paper

The clerk says, Well we have some over here and points to the right.

The Indian says Me not have much money.

The clerk replies Well we have some no-name brands over here. and points
to the left.

The Indian says Whata ya mean no-name?

The clerk says Theyre Generic type brands.

The Indian takes them. The next day the Indian goes back to the store and
says You know that no-name stuff? My family give it
name. We call it John Wayne

The clerk asks Why do you call it John Wayne?

The Indian says Its rough, its tough, and it dont take no shit off an
Indian.