An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying I know that,
in your religion, youre not supposed to eat pork…Have you actually ever
tasted it?

The Rabbi said, I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.

Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, Your religion,
too…I know youre suposed to be celibate. But….

The priest replied, Yes, I know what youre going to ask. I have succumbed
once or twice.

There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he
was reading and said, Better than pork, isnt it?