and he walks up to the cashier and asks do you have any grapes?the cashier responds..No this is a department store we dont sell food we sell clothes!so the duck leaves… and comes back the next day..
he walks up to the cashier and asks..
do you have any grapes?
the cashier responds,
no we are a department store we dont sell grapes..we sell make upthe duck leaves and comes back the next day…he walks up to the cashier and asks..
do you have any grapes?and the cashier frustrated says,
no for the final time we dont sell grapes and if you ask again I WILL NAIL YOUR DUCK FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!!the duck leaves…and comes back the next day…
he walks up to the cashier and asks,
do you have any nails?
the cash register responds…
No.
so the duck asks..
do you have any grapes?
16
Sep
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Woodstock Top 16 reasons people arent buying tickets
- 2 sodium atoms walk down the street…
- Flower Flub-o-rama
- The Stork Family
- What do you do with an injured horse?
- The Rabid Neighbor!
- Off Constantly
- Hydrant Equation
- Unsual Transplant
- Blind Herbie
- Yo mamas so poor
- Viagra alert!
- Mommys Lil Helper
- 3 babies talking.
- She Wants What He Has