01
Dec

Another Castration

A man went to his doctor and said, I want to be castrated.

What? said the doctor, surely you dont want that.

Yes, said the man, thats what I want; I insist.

So, the doctor told him to check into the hospital. When he did he was stripped, laid on a cart, wheeled into the operating room, anaesthetized, and CHWOP! off they came. The next day, he woke up in a double room and, wanting to be socialable, asked the man in the next bed what he was in for.

Oh, I was circumsized, the man said.

Son of a bitch! Thats the word I was looking for!

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