This is an original submission, although I didnt originate it.
If I have screwed up, assume that all the terms below apply to me.

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Date: Thu, 10 Nov 1994 09:36:28 -1000 (HST)
From: Zoweee Wow, KSC <zoweee@zang.kcc.hawaii.edu>
Subject: My Tongue Ring (A Public Apology)

In accordance with the terms laid out on Monday, November 7th, 1994, I do
herebye offer Public and Embarassing Apology to a large group of
strangers for my statement upon that day that Tongue rings dont hurt at
all, you fucking wusses.

In my most remarkable stupidity, I dared to contradict the wisdom of my
obvious superiors simply because the piercing itself was not painful. I
proved my inability to grasp even the simple concepts underlying the
bodys willingness to Seek Revenge against Stupid Assholes Like Myself
for acts Most Heinous against the organism. Furthermore, I did this in
direct opposition to people who OWNED tongue piercings, knew the pain
they cause, and are obviously more intelligent than I.

To fulfill the terms of this agreement, I do herebye authorize the
further propagation of this Apology For Being a Shitheel, and hope that
my name will be placed somewhere near that of Hitler and Napoleon in the
annals of dimwitted jerkoffs, being second in bozosity only to people
who believe that attacking the russians in autumn is a Wise Plan.

Now, someone give me some Percocet before I die.

Zoweee Wow, Idiot-at-Large (23rd Congressional District)
zoweee@zang.kcc.hawaii.edu
chadr@uhunix.uhcc.hawaii.edu

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