One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.



When she asked him why, he said, I want to ask you something, but I dont want to offend you.



She said, You cant offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.



The cab driver then said, Well, Ive always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job.



She said, Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic.



Immediately the cab driver said, Oh, yes! Im single and Im Catholic!



The nun said, Okay, pull into that alley.



The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.



The nun said, My child, whats the matter?



He said tearfully, Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…Im married and Im Jewish!



The nun replied, Thats okay. My names Bruce and Im on my way to a costume party!