Army Police Brutality

Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody whos on the streets after 6 oclock. So one day, theyre out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up the man in his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked.
"What are you doin, Paddy? It aint 6 yet!"
"I know what Im doin. I know where he lives and he wouldnt have made it!"

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