Assisted Suicide

One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but unfortunately she did not know where her heart was.

So the old woman calls up her doctor and asked,Wheres my heart located?

On a woman, its usually located under her left breast, the doctor replied.

The next day the woman was taken to the hospital and diagnosed with a gun shot wound to the knee.

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