This Australian cricket supporter is at the World Cup final when he has a heart attack. Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates, he meets up with St. Peter, who asks him why he thinks he deserves to enter Heaven.

Well, the Aussie says, three weeks ago I gave ten dollars to a charity for the disabled!

St. Peter frowns and says, What else?

Two weeks ago I gave ten dollars to the homeless shelter! the Aussie continues.

What else?

A week ago I gave ten dollars to the orphanage!

So Peter tells the Aussie to wait for just a minute and hell be right back. About five minutes later Peter returns and says, Well, I have discussed your case with the Boss, and he agrees with me. Heres your thirty dollars back, now go to Hell!