Old and New Jokes

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!
* Womens Restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman, MontanaIve decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
* Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books. New York, New York.A Womans Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, youre going to have trouble with it.
* Womens Restroom, Dicks Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
* Mens Restroom, Lindas Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
* Mens Restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.