05
Jun

Baby

Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the car to go home when I noticed a baby birds in a nest in a nearby bush.

I gently picked up one of the birds to show my daughter and my son. See? Its a baby, I said, trying to calm down my son, who was scared of the little bird.

I dont want a baby, I dont want a baby, he was saying.

He sounds just like his father, my daughter replied!

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