Bad Catholic Joke

Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker.

They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby.

Social worker – We should give these seats to the children. Lawyer – Dont be stupid, fuck the children! Catholic priest – Do you really think weve got time?

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