28
Nov
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face:
Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Guy: Well, give me the really bad news first
Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live
Guy: And the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimers disease.
Guy: Thank god. I was afraid I had cancer!