Bad medical news (for the over 50 folks)

This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face:

Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

Guy: Well, give me the really bad news first

Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live

Guy: And the bad news?

Doctor: You have Alzheimers disease.

Guy: Thank god. I was afraid I had cancer!

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