Old and New Jokes

A
man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot
gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl
behind the counter.
"But were not a real bank" replies the
girl. "This is a sperm bank, we dont hold money".
"Dont argue just open the safe or Ill blow
your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe
door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But its full of sperm" the girl replies
nervously.
"Dont argue, just drink it" he says.
She prys off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!"
he demands.
The girl drinks another one.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girls
amazement its her husband…….
"Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.