WIFE:


What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND:


Definitely not!


WIFE:


Why not – dont you like being married?


HUSBAND:


Of course I do.


WIFE:


Then why wouldnt you remarry?


HUSBAND:


Okay, Id get married again.


WIFE:


You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).


HUSBAND:


(makes audible groan).


WIFE:


Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:


Sure, its a great house.


WIFE:


Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND:


Where else would we sleep?


WIFE:


Would you let her drive my car?


HUSBAND:


Probably, it is almost new.


WIFE:


Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND:


That would seem like the proper thing to do..


WIFE:


Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:


No, shes left-handed.

WIFE:


– – silence – –

HUSBAND:


Whooooooooooooooooooops….