There was this guy that whent bear huntning and seen a large bear by a clearing, he aimed and fired and the bear dropped. that hunter ran up to look for the bear and it wasnt there, about that time the bear came up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder and sead you have two choices, i can kill you and eat you or screw you a while, the hunter didnt want to die so he let the bear have his way with him and left.

he was mad as hell whent back the next day with a 7 mm mag and sure enough there was the bear in the same place. he took aim and fired and the bear dropped, he ran up to get the bear and there was no bear. the bear came up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder and sead, same deal as yesterday. so the hunter let the bear have his way with him again and he left madder than before. he whent home and got a 300 weatheby Mag and whent back to the same lpace and sure enough there was the bear again. he took realy carefull aim and fired and the bear dropped and the hunter ran up again to get the bear and the bear wasnt there, the bear came up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder and sead you aint realy into this for the hunting are you?.