Old and New Jokes

Age 3: She looks at herself and sees a Queen.
Age 8: She looks at herself and sees Cinderella.
Age 15: She looks at herself and sees an Ugly Sister (Mum I cant go to school looking like this!)
Age 20: She looks at herself and sees too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly- but decides shes going out anyway.
Age 30: She looks at herself and sees too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly – but decides she doesnt have time to fix it, so shes going out anyway.
Age 40: She looks at herself and sees clean and goes out anyway.
Age 50: She looks at herself and sees I am and goes wherever she wants to go.
Age 60: She looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who cant even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70: She looks at herself & sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesnt bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to have fun with the world.