Old and New Jokes

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, Hey Senor, I would like the worlds best beer, a Corona. The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.



The guy from Budweiser says, Id like the best beer in the world, give me The King Of Beers, a Budweiser. The bartender gives him one.



The guy from Coors says, Id like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. He gets it.



The guy from Guinness sits down and says, Give me a Coke. The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.



The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask Why arent you drinking a Guinness? and the Guinness president replies, Well, I figured if you guys arent drinking beer, neither would I.