29
Nov

Before It Starts

A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy, in front of the TV and rudely tells his wife, Gimme a beer before it starts.

She gives him a beer.



About 15 minutes later, he says again, Gimme a beer before it starts.



Again, she gives him a beer.



A few minutes later, he asks again for a beer.



Dont you think youre exaggerating? It hasnt been half an hour that you got here and you already had two beers. Im getting fed up with this.



The husband looks up and mumbles, Now it starts . . .

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