This was in the Bob Leveys Washington column in the Washington Post. Every year he compiles and prints the Best T-shirts of the Summer

(around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won
So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
If They Dont Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Aint Going
At My Age, Ive Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All… I Just Cant Remember It All
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do
(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah
If Its Called Tourist Season, Why Cant We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen Give Me My Damn Discount
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
No, It Doesnt Hurt (on a well-tattooed gentleman)
(on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But Were OK Now
(Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
Veni, Vedi, Visa – I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What Its All About
I Didnt Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge
Coffee, Chocolate, Men… Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Liberal Arts Major… Will Think For Money
Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
IRS – Be Audit You Can Be
Gravity… Its Not Just a Good Idea. Its the Law.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen
Wanted Meaningful Overnight Relationship
The Old Pro… Often Wrong… Never In Doubt
If At First You Dont Succeed, Skydiving Isnt For You
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
In America, Anyone Can Be President. Thats One of the Risks You Take.
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.

(Thanks to Mary Campbell)