One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out. He said to Bill You have one wish.

Bill Clinton cried But I thought you were supposed to have three wishes! Well you are the most powerful man in the world so I only allow one for you, replied the Genie.

Bill Clinton thought hard and said Bring peace to the middle east. He took out a map to show the Genie.

The genie said Nope. Cant do that choose another wish. This next wish came up right away.

I want the WHOLE world to love Monica Lewinsky as much as I do The Genie stared at him with a raised an eyebrow. The Genie replied quickly Um…can I take a look at that map again?