20
May

Birds of a feather….

Once upon a time there was a stork family – papa stock, mama stork and
baby stork. One evening papa stork didnt show up for dinner. Mama stork and
baby stork left the food out for him but he didnt come home at all that night.
When papa stork finally did come home the next day, baby stork asked, Papa
stork, where were you last night?

Out making a young couple very happy, replied papa stork.

Several weeks later, mama stork was late making dinner. Baby stork
and papa stork waited a while, and then gave up and ordered pizza. Mama stork
didnt come home until late the next morning. When mama stork did come in,
baby stork asked, Mama stork, where were you last night?

Out making a young couple very happy, replied mama stork.

Later in the fall, baby stork was late for dinner. Papa stork and mama
stork were worried. Their anxiety increased when baby stork still wasnt home
by sunset. They both waited up late for baby stork but he didnt come in
until early in the morning. His feathers were rumpled and unkempt. Papa
stork barked, Where the hell were you baby stork? as his tired son dragged
himself over the threshold.

Out scaring the shit out of college students, replied baby stork.

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