Two tourists were drivingthrough Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about thepronunciation of the town.They argued back and forthuntil they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blondeemployee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would youplease pronounce where we are…very slowly?The blonde guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr Kiiinnnggg."