Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, I dont know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so Im stumped.

His buddy said, I have an idea – why dont you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it – shell probably be thrilled.

So the thats what Joe did.

The next day at the bar his buddy said, Well? Did you take my suggestion?

Yes, I did, said Joe.

Did she like it? His buddy asked.

Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling Ill be back in an hour!!