Black Snake

It was the first camping experience for Jed. As
soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a
hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he
rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

What happened? asked a fellow camper.

I was chased by a black snake! cried the frightened Jed.

The camper laughed and retorted, A black snake isnt deadly.

Listen, groaned Jed, If he can make you jump off a
fifty-foot cliff, he is!

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