Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. Oh, please excuse me! said the bunny. I didnt mean to trip over you, but Im blind and cant see.

Thats perfectly all right, replied the snake. To be sure, it was my fault. I didnt mean to trip you, but Im blind too, and I didnt see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?

Well, I really dont know, said the bunny. Im blind, and Ive never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, Well, youre soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose… You must be a bunny rabbit!

Then he said, I cant thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?

And the snake replied that he didnt know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, Well, what kind of an animal am I?

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, Youre hard, youre cold, youre slimy and you havent got any balls… You must be a lawyer.

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