There was a blind man and he was looking for a

new job… he decided to go out and find a jod with



wood so he went out looking for a job….





he found a place he went in and applied by



person.. the boss told him that he was not looking



for anyone at the moment but the blind man



proceeded to beg the boss…





finally the man gave in and the blind man told him



he could tell him the length of the wood and the



kind that it is so the boss brought out a piece of



wood that was 2 feet long and it was pine.. he



held it to the blind mans nose and the blind man



told him exactly what length and what kind of



wood it was.. so the boss got a piece that was 3



feet and oak and again the blind man guessed



right on the dot .. then the boss wanted to trick the



blind man so he went and got old lulu the cook..



brought her out and bent her over the blind man



took one big wiff and asked the boss to turn it over



so she turned over and the blind man took



another big wiff then screamed UH HUH… its a



shit house door off a tuna boat.