23
Jun

Blonde Joke plus…

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?

The bus driver shakes his head and says, No, Im sorry.

Hearing this, the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters:

Will it take ME?

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10 Blonde Science Fair Projects:

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?

9) Is lighter fluid flammable?

8) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?

7) Are knives sharp?

6) Can sharks hurt a human?

5) What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?

4) Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?

3) Can I go through a brick wall?

2) Can dogs talk?

1) Are blondes really dumb?

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