Q. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

A. Cause it said concentrate.

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A. The brick doesnt follow you home after you lay it.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

A. She sold her car for it…

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A. Are you sure its mine?