Blonde Jokes (Slightly Adult)

I dont know if some of these have been posted here before, so here goes…

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How does a blonde spell farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?

A: She drowns it.

Q: A blonde is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?

A: She thought it was diet-coke.

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?

A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

A: The noise was giving her a headache.

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you dont have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: Why did the blonde fail her driving test?

A: Every time she stopped the car, she jumped in the back seat.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?

A: She opens the car door.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

A: Artificial Intelligence.

Q: What do you call a brunette between management & a blonde?

A: An interpreter.

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