There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, License and Registration please.



Its okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this, she said smiling.



Thats impossible! The officer replied, Ive never heard of such a license.



The blonde then reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration.



She pointed to the bottom of the license, See? it says so right here: Tear Along The Dotted Line.