John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. Ive got a problem, says Buffy.

Whats the matter? asks John.



Well, Ive bought this jigsaw puzzle, but its too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I cant find any edges.



Whats the picture of? asks John.



Its of a big rooster, replies Buffy.



All right, says John, Ill come over and have a look.



So he goes over to Buffys house. Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, For Petes sake – put the Cornflakes back in the box.