181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

A: Branch Manager.

182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.

183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A: Wave at her.

184. Q: What do you call a smart blond?

A: A golden retriever.

185. Q: How do you check a blondes IQ?

A: With a tire gauge.

186. Q: How does a blonde interpret

6.9?

A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

187. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: Oh look! Doughnut seeds!

188. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

A: They dont have to worry about blowing their brains out.

189. Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?

A1: So they dont shit everywhere when you pull their tits.

A2: So that when you pull their tits, they dont moo.

190. Q: Why arent BLONDES good cattle herders?

A: Because the cant even keep two calves together!

191. Q: Why dont blonds breast feed?

A: Because they always burn their nipples.

192. Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?

A: Bobbing for french fries.

193. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

A: To cover up the valve stem.

194. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

A: Spot.

195. Q: Whats a blonds favourite rock group?

A: Air Supply.

196. Q: What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?

A: The back of her head.

197. Q: Why do blondes drive VWs

A: Because they cant spell PORSCHE!!

198. Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?

A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !

199. Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep cant bring beer from the fridge.

200. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?

A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.

A2: So that when theyre on the train they can tell if theyre going to work or coming home.