Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?

A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Q: Whats the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?

A: Lipstick.

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?

A: Because red means Stop, wrong hole.

Q: Why dont blondes use vibrators?

A: They chip their teeth.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?

A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes wear panties?

A: They make good ankle warmers.

Q: Why dont blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?

A: Cause their balls show!

Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?

A: Remove their underwear.

Q: Whats the mating call of the blonde?

A: Im *sooo* drunk!

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?

A: (Screaming) I said: Im drunk!

Q: Whats the mating call of the brunette?

A: All the blondes have gone home!

Q: Whats a brunettes mating call ?

A: Has that blonde gone yet?

Q: Whats the mating call of the redhead?

A: Next!

Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)

A: Because they can spell it.

Q: What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus G.S.T.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?

A: Tits go in front.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that wont give in?

A: Have another beer.