Blonde woman and Lotto game

A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and shes in serious financial trouble. Shes so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray: God, please help me. Ive lost my business and if I dont get some money, Im going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

Brandi again prays: God, please let me win the lotto! Ive lost my business, my house and Im going to lose my car as well.

Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays: My God, why have you forsaken me? Ive lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I dont often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself: Brandi, meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket.

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