Body parts that dont work

A man has 17 parts that dont work for him:

  • Ten nails that dont nail
  • Two tits that dont milk
  • One bellybutton that doesnt button
  • One cock that doesnt crow
  • Two balls that dont roll
  • One ass that wont work!

But, girls, what are we smiling about?

  • We have a pussy that wont catch mice!
  • Rats yes, mice no.

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