Bozos Big Beautiful Ass

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesnt know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where hes going with his donkey.
Anywhere I go, she goes.
Im sorry, sir, said the manager, but you cant take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and well take good care of her. So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesnt want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
Great! replied Bozo. How much do I have to pay? he asks.
One thousand dollars for the food.
But I havent touched the food.
It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV.
But I didnt even know how to turn the damn thing on!
It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed.
But I slept on the floor!
It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars.
You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.
But sir, I didnt screw your donkey.
It was there. You should have!

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