Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do…

(especially when you share the same major!)

PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.

SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.

RELIGION: Each prays for reconciliation and/or curses G-d

ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.

THEATRE: OH MY G-D! Life is… ENDED… as we KNOW it!

BIOLOGY: You just wanted to get in my genes!

PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.

JOURNALISM: Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks…


BUSINESS: Both decide that theyre spending way too much money together, and that its simply cheaper to be single.

HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.

GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.

ANATOMY: I never liked your body anyway.

ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.

ENGLISH: Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesnt really say anything substantively intelligible.

EDUCATION: Both concede that the relationship was a learning experience.

COMPUTING: Man, this bytes — we just couldnt interface and/or His hard drive was more like a floppy.

E. ENGINEER: Its just so shocking… Im sure there are positives and negatives, but…

ARCHITECTURE: There just wasnt much to build on anyway…

JEWISH STUDIES: OY! You should feel so guilty!

PHILOSOPHY: If 2 people break up in a dorm and theres no one to witness the breakup, are they really single?

ZOOLOGY: They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked sophisticated communication skills.

PHYS. ED.: They punch each other out in frustration.

CHEMISTRY: It was just the wrong chemistry between us…

COUNSELING: Each urges the other to, Get help!

MUSIC: Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in some parts, a country song) to express his or her sorrow.

LAW: They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.

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