Breaking Up

Chuck had seen it coming for a time now, and Laura finally decided to break up with him.

Im sorry Chuck, but you just dont have a good sense of humor, Laura said one day, Youre dry, boring and you never seem to say anything funny.

Chuck who didnt feel she was correct in the least, simply smiled and said, Im sorry you feel that way, Laura. Im sure youll make some guy very happy some day, she smiled and blushed a little, then, hell zip up his pants, leave $20 on the dresser, and forget to close the door on his way out.

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