Bush the Post Turtle

A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, Well, ya know, Bush is a Post Turtle.

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.

The old man looked at him and drawled, When youre driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, thats a Post Turtle.

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctors face, so he continued to explain:

You know he didnt get there by himself, he doesnt belong there, he cant get anything done while hes up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down.

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